February 3, 2005
Here's A Real Crisis To Be Ignored Because Social Security Will Have Problems In...2052
Let's take you to President George W. Bush,
on the road with his traveling revival show, selling his vision of Shangri-la. Do remember, this is
the same person who thinks paradise is a ranch in Crawford, Texas:
Emancipator George:
Oh, I'm going to let you create health savings accounts and your own
social security. Freedom, freedom, here at last! The burdensome and
heavy yoke of government thrown off! Ownership society is the gilded
pathway to your salvation! Hallelujah! Step right up and drink the
Kool-Aid, er, tonic...
What's that? Yeah, yeah, right, this does mostly benefit the very well
off but c'mon, get yourself wealthy, this is America... you say don't
have any money to set aside for YOUR very own accounts, well, just
what's wrong with YOU? You say YOU'RE uninsured? YOU can't afford
insurance? Lordy, lordy, lordy! Maybe we should check on just how
hard-working YOU really are...Karl, call security, how in the hell did
these moaners and groaners get past the screeners?
Okay, where were we? Oh yes, next, we're going to roll out the Safety
Society. Bullets and bazookas in every garage. Just like Texas. An F-16
or a Bradley fighting vehicle in every neighborhood, you decide. See we
give you CHOICES! Hallelujah! We're disbanding our armed forces.
Collectivism just doesn't work. It's a failed premise. We are putting
the safety of this country back in YOUR hands, where it should have
been all along. You climb into your F-16 at 8 a.m. and you got the kids
to school in 2, maybe 3 minutes. The benefits of freedom. Am I right?
Power to the peons...people, I meant people! Can we get Barbra Sreisand
up here to sing her famous song? We can't? Oh, she's inconvenienced.
She's waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay. Here we are trying to empower
all of you and the most famous singer of the lib'rals is vacationing
and can't be bothered.
Yessiree, we're heading down the Freedom Road. Come travel along with
us. But lemme tell you, just like with the armed forces, we gonna free
you up from even more. We won't be building no roads and highways
anymore. We're going to let the great people of this country make the
decisions to build their own roads. Plus, you'll get to patrol them
with your Bradleys and wearin' your body armor. How about that for
getting government off your backs and out of your lives? Same thing
with national parks. It'll all be up to you 'cause you, you and you,
well you're the marketplace and what a mighty fine marketplace you are,
if I say so myself. We won't be bothering with any impediments to your
right to fly, like those bothersome air traffic controllers. The
marketplace will determine who is still flying at the end of the day.
Who flies and who dies. Hallelujah!
My philosophy is stand tall, stand proud, stand alone. The power of
one! Just look at my life as a fine, shining example. What's that? Uh,
yes, the Bahrainis did buy me out of that scrape when my Arbusto oil
company failed. But that's why...well that's why friends are good.
Gotta have friends. Mucho friendos to you, my Hispanic supporters. You
have friends don' t you? Of course you do. Then you'll be okay. My
Daddy has lots of friends so when I wanted to protect the skies of
Texas from the high-flyin' Viet Cong, well, he called some of his
friends and, shazam, I be a pilot. When I wanted to buy me some
baseball players, well, I formed a coalition-of-the-willing and the
Texas Rangers were mine. Same thing with me as governor. When I got the
itch to run Texas, my buddy Karl Rove, see, there's that friend thing
again, well, he simply pointed out that my female opponent liked women.
A lot. One whole heckuva lot. Well, I like women too, but I'm a most
manly man.The good people of Texas spoke loud and proud. So, of course,
I won.
My ol' buddy, Kenny Boy Lay, well, when he needed help, his friend and
mine, your vice-president, Dick Cheney, jumped to give him a helping
hand. We should help those who help themselves. Now, some say Kenny
helped himself to too much of the treasury of California when them
lib'rals out on the coast couldn't fire up their lahtay machines and
their hot tubs were getting cool. Well, I know Kenny, Kenny Boy is too
fine of a man to do an end run (Enron) around the law.
For those who have yet to see the light, who try to muzzle the
burgeoning cry of liberty, who wish to impede the beacon of freedom I'm
shining, well. lemme say this: (unbuttons and takes off shirt) see
these nipples, hard and proud they are! We've gotten your opposing
phone calls, your nasty letters, your harassing emails, your obscene
faxes--all mealymouth blips on our grand march to freedom. So, drop
dead. We don't look at 'em. They ain't even worth using in the White
House outhouse. Don't even bother sending 'em. My words to those who
try and stop me. Read my nips, no new faxes. Hallelujah!
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It's
those damn uncontrollable facts that keep popping up as banana peels for the Bushies. Reality has a way of doing
that. Just when they think they've conquered and eliminated it, it's back. Sort of like cockroaches.
Or put another way by The Daily Show's Rob Corddry, the motto of the current
'we-determine-reality Bush Administration is: "the facts are biased."
Here's a societal problem not being addressed because the ideologues
currently in charge cannot determine how greater profits can be enjoyed
by making sure families aren't ripped apart due to medical cost-induced
bankruptcies.:
From the MSNBC web site, here is the opener on this story and link to the complete article:
Medical bills make up half of bankruptcies
Study finds most bankruptcy filers had health insurance
The Associated Press
Feb. 2, 2005
BOSTON - Costly illnesses trigger about half of all personal
bankruptcies, and most of those who go bankrupt because of medical
problems have health insurance, according to findings from a Harvard
University study to be released Wednesday.
Researchers from Harvard’s law and medical schools said the findings
underscore the inadequacy of many private insurance plans that offer
worst-case catastrophic coverage, but little financial security for
less severe illnesses.
“Unless you’re Bill Gates, you’re just one serious illness away from
bankruptcy,” said Dr. David Himmelstein, the study’s lead author and an
associate professor of medicine. “Most of the medically bankrupt were
average Americans who happened to get sick.”
The study, to be published online Wednesday by the journal Health
Affairs, distributed questionnaires to 1,771 bankruptcy filers in 2001
in California, Illinois, Pennsylvania, Tennessee and Texas. That year,
there were 1.46 million personal bankruptcies in the United States.
More than 900 of those questioned underwent more detailed interviews
about their financial and medical circumstances for what the authors
say is the first in-depth study of medical causes of personal
bankruptcies, which have risen rapidly in recent years.
Illness and medical bills were cited as the cause, at least in part,
for 46.2 percent of the personal bankruptcies in the study. Himmelstein
said the figure rose to 54.5 percent when three other factors were
counted as medical-related triggers for bankruptcies: births, deaths
and pathological gambling addiction.
The study estimates medical-caused bankruptcies affect about 2 million
Americans each year, counting debtors and their dependents, including
700,000 children.
Most were insured...
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