I Cogitate

It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

All My Exes Live in Texas

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

If Love were Oil, I'd be a Quart Low

Her Teeth were Stained, but her Heart was Pure

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade

Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk

She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft

Come Out of the Wheatfield Nelly, You're Going Against the Grain

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life (this is by Bobby Bare)

Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed (I know this one, it's by Kinky Friedman)

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