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May 19, 2006

Friday Funnies (we haven't lost our sense of humor, yet)


We've been hammerin' pretty hard the last couple of weeks so it's ease-up time. Thanks to David Letterman and his writers for this Top 9 ((strangely, #1 on this list was the least funniest) Signs The Government Is Spying On You:
Top Nine Signs The Government Is Spying On You

10. Post office wall has several photos of you sleeping

9. Your houseplant occasionally sneezes

8. Domino's keeps delivering to unmarked van parked across the street

7. Birthday card from your mom has several words blacked out

6. You get nominated for "Outstanding Lead Performance in an NSA Surveillance Video"

5. Your dishwasher functions are "Wash," "Rinse" and "Record"

4. Local news only reporting things that happen in your living room

3. Every time you say goodbye on the phone, you hear a strange voice say, "Roger that, Chico"

2. You googled a recipe for humus and the FBI raided your house

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