July 12, 2005
A Good Riddance To Zell Miller
Aren't you glad that Zell (Dueling Pistols) Miller has switched his so-called allegiance to the GOP?
The world's most angry man, author of "A National Party No More" and co-author (with Sean Hannity) of "A Deficit Of Decency,"
(no, this is not a dual autobiogrpahy) has succumbed to that illness
that strikes far too many of today's Republicans--the absolute pursuit
of money above all else.
A military veteran and author of "Corps Values: Everything You Need To Know I Learned In The Marines,"
apparently decided upon his own going-away gift when he left the
governorship position in Georgia. Note to myself: Gotta check on what
those Marines are teaching.
Zell's dubious deeds took place while he was a Democrat but he has yet
to proclaim (give him time) that such is why he chose to become a
Republican. Yeah...that's the ticket. The oath of moral relativism
mandated by membership in the Democratic Party was beginning to sap
Zell's integrity and he had to get out. But he made the leap just a bit
too late, having pissed all his piousness away and leaving him with,
ahem, sticky fingers.
But he saw the light, jumped ship and then became a commentator at FOX NEWS. That will work wonders for his so-called integrity.
Bill Shipp in today's Macon Telegraph has all the details:
Zell, idol on same track?
Will Forte, the over-the-top comic who plays Zell Miller on Saturday Night Live, just received a carload of fresh material.
Miller has been caught with his hand in the taxpayers' cookie jar - sort of.
When this nationally
famous figure left the governor's office in 1999, he pocketed more than
$60,000 in taxpayer funds earmarked for entertainment and other
expenses at the Governor's Mansion, WSB-TV investigative reporter Dale
Cardwell revealed last week.
Miller also picked up a
check for more than $20,000 for "unused leave"-a sum to which he was
not entitled as a constitutional officer, Cardwell also reported.
At first blush, such stuff
may sound shockingly sleazy. Bear with us. Miller has an explanation,
contained in prepared statements issued through his attorney.
In essence, Miller says
that he was technically eligible to take the mansion money as his own
because no one said he could not. "When I retired from state
government, I received only what I was advised was legal, ethical and
traditional," his statement read, citing an attorney general's official
opinion from 1969.
Never mind that every
other living governor from Jimmy Carter to Sonny Perdue told reporter
Caldwell that they did not consider the mansion money theirs-and that
they would not have taken it. The cash was meant for use at the
mansion, not for lining the occupants' pockets, they said.
Common Cause and other good-government sorts denounced Miller.
As for taking the "unused
leave" money, Miller - who served as a constitutional officer from 1975
to 1999 - said he was unaware of the rules barring the state's highest
elected officials from cashing out their leave. He paid the money back
- six years later - when the Atlanta TV guy started asking questions.
Ordinarily, this kind of
corner-cutting in government is so commonplace that hardly anyone
notices (or cares) anymore. In fact, a weather report temporarily
pre-empted the second installment of Cardwell's TV piece on Miller.
However, folks, don't
write this off as just another run-of-the-mill TV tale. This is about
the Paul Bunyan of Peach State politics - a Georgia giant who in at
least three recent books ("Corps Values," "A National Party No More:
The Conscience of a Conservative Democrat" and "A Deficit of Decency")
set out to establish himself as an arbiter of moral behavior in public
office.
In his latest volume,
"Deficit of Decency," Miller advises his readers: "Is it decent? is the
right question. It's one all of us know and can answer, law degree or
not. Is it decent? demands not wordy responses or over-educated legal
beagles to interpret it, but simple truth, which doesn't need many
words and doesn't lean into the technical."
For the rest of the article, go here.
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