I Cogitate
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June 18, 2005
Hi, I'm Duncan Hunter and I'll Be Your Waiter Tonight Earlier this week, Southern California Congressman Duncan Hunter offered irrefutable evidence that demonstrated the prisoners held at Guantanamo Bay by the United States are living large Channeling the late Julia Child or maybe angling for a guest spot on The Food Network, Hunter provided not only the typical menus for the prisoners but actually had the various foods nestled on plates for the edification of the assembled reporters. From a June 15, 2005, Liz Sidoti-written Associated Press article, comes this descriptive paragraph: "...Rep. Duncan Hunter, chairman of the House Armed Services Committee, displayed for reporters Guantanamo-like prison entrees of lemon-baked fish and oven-fried chicken with rice, fruit and vegetables 'purchased for them by American taxpayers' to illustrate conditions at the prison and to counter claims of mistreatment..."Hunter also described other options as whole wheat pita, brown long-grain rice, canned peaches, steamed asparagus, northern beans, tea and margarine. He failed to describe dessert possibilities but inside sources indicate that cat-o-nine tail jubilee, waterboarding brulee and plane-tickets-to-the-darkest-hole-in-Egypt tiramisu were options. And there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that Hunter, in demonstrating the positive responses to the Gitmo good life, peed on himself or dropped to all fours and barked like a dog to the roomful of reporters. Rush Limbaugh, a valued contributor to the Partnership For A Drug Free America because he's secured far more than his share off the street and thus kept them away from addicts, added this caption on the subject to his web site: Liberals Embarrass Nation with G'itmo SlanderLimbaugh, the king of radio who has yet to conquer the television world due to his penchant for anal-probing himself with his own head, has demanded that prosecutors invoke Gitmo legal standards in his own court case involving doctor-shopping and illegal prescriptions. This has not taken place as prosecutors demurred from barring Limbaugh's lawyer from representing him during legal proceedings while only allowing a military officer with no legal training to provide a defense, declined barring Limbaugh and his lawyer from seeing the prosecutor's evidence and decided it would be inappropriate to prevent Limbaugh and his lawyer from calling witnesses. Unconfirmed reports have Limbaugh turning to anti-depressants to counter his grave disappointment. In a June 16, 2005, Maeve Reston-written Pittsburgh Post-Gazette article, Joseph Margulies, a lawyer representing a former Guantanamo prisoner who is Australian, is highlighted:. "...Joseph Margulies, who represented a Guantanamo Bay detainee in a case that went before the Supreme Court, told senators yesterday that the military commission review process is "a sham" that mocks the nation's commitment to due process.After three years in custody, the United States had yet to charge Habib with any crime. According to Margulies, if the case had gone forward, information about rendition and those practicing it would have become public, so the U.S. government released Habib in lieu of having to explain his detention. Jane Mayer, in the February 14 and 21 edition of the New Yorker, is quoted:
It's curious that Duncan Hunter didn't serve up a big helping of Mamdouh Habib. top |
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