March 29, 2006
Imperial George: Congress, peel me a grape
(channeling Presidente Bush) I
have just broken a law because I don't believe it is right. I felt it
inhibited my free expression and, if you know anything about me, I
don't allow anything or anyone--instructors, legislation, advisors,
parents--to stop me from what I want to do. Never have and never will.
"Don't Fence Me In' is my theme song.
Don't you just love it? No matter what I do, all who come before me
genuflect because I still have power over the futures of many people.
The money faucet flows or shuts off based upon my commands. He-he,
some may not want me appearing with them in the next few months but
they sure want the funds I control. Money talks, ethics walk, even
within my 'Law & Order' Party.
Not only that, I also have a number of senators and representatives
groveling to write up legislation changing the law that I just
disregarded. I tell anyone who tries to wag a finger in my face to do
what my Vice President said to Patrick Leahy, and only some flunkie
from Wisconsin dares to do anything about it.
Is this a great country or what?
(yawns) Okay, it's 9 p.m. and I'm getting a bit tired so I'm heading to
my throne to relax. Karl, take my crown and put it away til tomorrow.
Here's a corresponding editorial from the Philadelphia Daily News:
THE FIX IS IN FOR BUSH
SENATE RACES TO MAKE THE ILLEGAL LEGAL Mar. 23, 2006
Across the U.S. capital, lawmakers are scurrying from pillar to post in a frantic effort to put lipstick on a pig.
In an attempt to rein in
the Bush administration and its cowboy tactics with the illegal
wiretapping of Americans making calls overseas, various Republicans are
floating proposed legislation that would make the president's actions
legal.
Ohio Sen. Mike DeWine is
proposing exempting the warrantless surveillance program from the
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, which determines who and under
what circumstances the government can spy inside U.S. borders. In
general the law has explicitly prohibited the government from sneaking
a listen into the phone calls of American citizens without approval
from the federal intelligence court.
To our mind, the
surveillance act has been good law. It gives the government the
go-ahead to spy, even without a warrant, on Americans suspected of
helping terrorists, so long as the government gets one within 72 hours.
DeWine, however, wants to
give the administration even more time - 45 days. Which makes us wonder
why he didn't just give the Bush team an entire year.
Meanwhile, our own Sen.
Arlen Specter has a few proposals of his own. Specter, who has been
highly critical of the administration's excuses for violating the law
and the Constitution, wants to give the Foreign Intelligence
Surveillance Court the ability to review the government's surveillance
activities every 45 days and rule on their constitutionality.
Senate Intelligence
Chairman Pat Roberts is also mulling legislation and is reportedly
annoyed that his committee is being ignored. He wants any bill that
passes out of Specter's Judiciary Committee to be reviewed by the
Intelligence Committee.
To us, this is mopping up after spilled milk, while the guy who spilled it, the president, gets off with a smirk.
Rather than trying to fix
a law that wasn't broken until Bush decided to break it, Congress
should be considering censuring the president. Otherwise the message
from Congress to future presidents will be break any law you want.
We've got your back.
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