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It's lighten up Friday
*** Next week, we'll begin a series of articles about political and economic decisions and changes made in Montana during Republican administrations that have proven harmful to the state, its citizens and the community good.
In the meantime, proving once again that you can never take the juvenile out of the man, here's our humor for Friday:
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and Generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophin, Aleve is also called Naproxen, Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.top
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of experts, it was recently announced that they settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarisin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
In other news, Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon Be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", highballs", and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "Mount & Do."
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