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December 27, 2004

With Apologies To Tom Franks --- What's The Matter With This Scenario?

Attention! Are you one of us? Those who voted against John Kerry because of his 'support' of the current pop culture and for George Bush because father knows best. These are well-established facts but:

FYI--ABC is owned by the obviously nihilistic Disney, which also owns A&E, ESPN, The History Channel, Lifetime, Miramax Films, Hyperion Books and, of course, numerous theme parks worldwide. Terrell Owens' televised escapade with one of the hotties from "Desperate Housewives" is ample evidence.

FYI--NBC is owned by blatantly radical General Electric, which also owns MSNBC, CNBC and numerous radio stations

FYI--CBS is owned by shamelessly extremist Viacom, which also owns MTV, VH1, Comedy Central, BET, Nickelodeon, UPN, Paramount and Simon & Schuster and numerous radio stations. 'Nipplegate' simply could not have occurred otherwise.

FYI--Fox is owned by vociferous liberal Rupert Murdoch/News Corp. How else to account for the October, 2004, FCC decision to fine 169 Fox stations $7,000 each for airing an episode of "Married By America" described by the FCC as "gratuitous, vulgar and clearly intended to pander to and titillate."


We must put an immediate stop to this vast elistist left-wing Hollywood conspiracy forcefeeding of filth into our living rooms, from where it gets carried to our bedrooms and worse, our bathrooms.

It's time for a national boycott of all these trash-spewing media conglomerates. They are destroying our moral fiber. We must have a fresh start. We need a someone of vision, a tower of strength to head this resurrection.

Where's my main man Jerry Falwell? Can I get a hallelujah? Huh? He's too busy readying for his next appearance on NBC's "Meet The Press." Damn. Oops, see, see how these squalid shows stealthily infiltrate the mind?

How about good ol' Pat Robertson? What? You say he's away digging up jewels for Jesus under the auspices of Operation Blessing and the Africa Development Corporation. Well, I guess I should cut him some slack for such obviously humane and selfless efforts.

Well, I'll get Karl Rove then. I'll go right to the top. He's got the ear of George, the rock of morality. He'll help us in our crusade because he shares our values and because:

FYI--which political party is in the presidency?

FYI--which political party is in the majority in the Senate?

FYI--which political party is in the majority in the House of Representatives?

FYI--which political party is in the majority in the Supreme Court?

Thankfully, it's the god-fearing, God-loving Republicans. The ones with morals. The only ones. We're in good standing here. In charge and ready to roll. Shock and awe time. Operation Clean Up.

What? I cannot believe this. Karl says wait another couple of years for the next election cycle. That it's better timing. That there'll be an even greater political advantage then. This is not our Karl. I thought he was one of us, one with us.

Politics, power, money and religion. The most corruptive of melanges and the actual riders in the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
"...And the Negro's name
Is used it is plain
For the politician's gain
As he rises to fame
And the poor white remains
On the caboose of the train
But it ain't him to blame
He's only a pawn  in their game."

--excerpt from Bob Dylan's "Only A Pawn In Their Game"

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