Programming Review

by Jeff Liebermann

Ver 1.0.4

You lacketh the rhythm.
Your words do not rhyme.
Your indents a czism.
Your meter a crime.

Your words for the sewer.
Your mind like a shrew.
Your style like a butcher.
The rubbish doth spew.

Your syntax is rotten.
Your logic will fail.
Your source code is stolen,
you'll soon go to jail.

The programs you offload,
just eats up the mips.
You write your best code.
on controlled substance trips.

The standards you know not,
you break all the rules.
Your comments like dry rot,
the wording of fools.

No testing to beware,
the project's not done,
When I run your junkware,
it just will not run.

So do try to clean up,
the mess that you made,
For if you do screw up,
You may not get paid.