Santa's Tax Return

by Jeff Liebermann

Ver 1.0.6

Just greetings from the I.R.S.
we have your forms and they're a mess.
You lied on every other line,
please re-submit or pay the fine.

I see some things on your return
that make me ask, what do you earn?
Why do you think, that we'll believe,
that you just work on Christmas eve?

So you employ some elves and gnomes,
and mileage to a billion homes.
Then you put toys, beneath a tree,
which you deduct because they're free?

From sliding down some chimney flue,
you then deduct the laundry too?
About the bills from all these vets,
you can't deduct your reindeer pets.

You claim you get a zillion cards,
and all without a postage charge.
Your North Pole office rental rates,
they must be paid within the states.

So call your friendly C.P.A.
They'll do it right and make my day,
and please believe that we'll be friends,
when you re-file and make amends.