pink telephone

I am talking into
the pink telephone
I am talking but though
I hear some odd sounds
there is no answer
I try talking softly
then talking louder
I whisper into
the pink telephone
I breathe into the
pink telephone is
this an obscene call
well yes and no
a little hair seems
to tickle my upper lip
or is that my beard
now I hear ringing
a call is coming in
I push the little
button with
my nose