Thank you for the information. I will gladly re-form my opinion of who you
are. I'm really not an asshole, these other sources put information out
about you that makes you look bad. Jack told me you were a nice guy, and
don't doubt this. This is all in good fun, and I don't really want to
upset you anymore. I'm sorry.
[Suleyman the Compassionate]
LOOK WHAT THE SILLY, FILTHY, SLIMY SKANK SENT ME
Too late, Skanky. You should have thought about using protection before
started spreading your legs on the internet. You stink. I am going to take
legal action to abate the stink tomorrow. I'm sure your friend [name suppressed]
will help you.
There has been nothing fun about any of this, and I consider any statement
by you to that effect to be completely psychotic. You belong off the street
and away from a computer. Everything I said about you I stand by completely.
Look, idiot, I get regular libel briefings as a journalist and author. I
know what the rules are, both on and off the net. You don't.
I'm going to pursue a legal complaint against you tomorrow.