This website has not been updated for ages, nor -will- it be.

This page is no more.
It has ceased to be.
It's expired and gone to meet its maker.
This is a late webpage.

It's a stiff.

Bereft of life, it rests in peace.

If I hadn't nailed it to the internet, it would be pushing up the daisies.
It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible.

This is an EX-website!