From: jeffl@comix.santa-cruz.ca.us (Jeff Liebermann)
Newsgroups: comp.unix.sco.misc
Subject: Re: Is every Unix (including SCO,s) full of daemons ?
Date: 12 Oct 1997 16:54:35 -0700
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Werner Scholz (w_scholz@mercuryin.es) wrote:
: Hi, I'm about to install SCO UNix. But I heard that any Unix is full
: of daemons or demons. I uninstalled Linux because of that reason and
: because I had a lot of trouble since having installed it.
: As a Christian user I don't wanna have to do anything with Satan and
: his daemons. Is the only alternative for me Windows NT ?

I'm afraid that all platforms have daemons running somewhere.
To see NT's, right click on the task bar, select "Task Manager"
and you'll see all the programs running in the background.

The solution to your problem is not to switch to NT but to
upgrade to a new personal operating system that does not require
the fear of daemons.  I recommend Judaism 1.0 which had been
offering an un-advertised competitive upgrade for the last
4,000 years.  Check your phone directory for the address of
your nearest authorized services center for details.

There are many other advantages in upgradeing to Judaism 1.0.
- Thousands of local authorized services centers (temples).
- Expert consultant at every services center (rabbi).
- User group meetings every Saturday.
- Advanced Study Centers (Yeshivah).
- Annual reboot ceremony (Yom Kippur).
- Economical.  Does not require a large Vatican MIS department.
- Flexible development, arguing and porting environment.
- Runs most compatible jobs and careers without modification.

To aid in the upgrade, Judaism 1.0 comes with a complete
documentation package, including:
- Source Code (Torah).
- Translation to English (Old Testament).
- Annotated release notes (Talmud).
- Getting Started guide (Mafsir).

There are some details which must be known before upgrading.
Due to reliability considerations, multiple personal operating
systems are not supported.  Therefore, the upgrade is actually
a total replacement.  Fortunately, the tested in-place-upgrade
preserves everything and does not require unloading assets
and starting over.

Although there are no license fees, maintenance charges (tithe)
or upgrade costs, donations are usually requested at the
Saturday user group meetings, and after the annual reboot
ceremony.  There are media charges for printed documentation.
Some minor options (yarmelkah, tallis, t'villim) may
need to be purchased.

Once the Judaism personal operating system is installed and
properly licensed, you are allowed to make backup copies
for all your child processes.  However, they will be running
"Judaism Lite" until age 13 when the full personal operating
system may be safetly installed (Bar Mitzvah).

There are a number of holidays, festivals and events which
may involve some downtime.  These are explained in the
documentation in excruciating detail.  The lunar calendar
is non-standard but conversion utilities are available.

Judaism 1.0 is compatible with both Unix and NT.  It involves
no fear of daemons, numbers (666) or scientific notation.
Many features of the beta versions of Judaism were cloned
in your existing personal operating system.  Reliability is
greatly enhanced by 5,758 years of experience as compared to
only 1,997 years for your current installation.  This allowed
time to do testing and avoid squabbles over standards as are
currently underway in Ireland.

Technical support, directly from the source, is limited to
genuine patriarchs, prophets and messiahs.  Ordinary users
will need to obtain a support contract from their local
authorized services center.

Judaism 1.0 is an impressively powerful personal operating
system, but with an installed base of only 3% of the US
population.  This small, but fanatically loyal user base
has resulted in extremely low turnover.  This also yields
excellent system reliability, honesty, survivability and
high net worth benchmark results.

Having run Judaism 1.0 for the past 49 years, I can testify
as to all the above advantages.  I have never experienced
a system crash, hang, purge or pogrom that could be attributed
to a bug or glitch in the personal operating system.
I highly recommend installing the upgrade.

Jeff Liebermann (jeffl@comix.santa-cruz.ca.us)