[2 March 1997] Theme lyrics to "Road Rovers" by Tom Ruegger Barkin', scratchin', frisbee-catchin' Presidential pets (Hunter: "That's us!") * (Hunter: "Gather round!") Change into the canines who drive Souped-up cars and jets (Colleen: "Comin' through!") * (Colleen: "We all 'ere?") Tuchus-nippin', toilet-sippin' Soarin' through the sky (Exile: "I like it!") * (Exile: "I'm all set!") Lickin', droolin', quick-refuelin' Who says dogs can't fly? (Blitz: "Not me!") * (Blitz: "Let's do it.") Speedin', crashin', villain-smashin' Vehicles explode (Rovers tutti: "Ooh!") * (Hunter: "All right, here we go...") Chasin', racin' down the road Rooooad Rovers! * (Rovers tutti: "Rooooad Rovers!") Hunter is a hero hound Leader of the pack (Hunter: "Huh, cool!") * (Hunter: "That was off.") Colleen comes from London town Watch her feet attack (Colleen: "Hiii-ya!") * (Colleen: "Way off.") Exile's from Siberia With super-frozen sight (Exile: "That's me!") * (Exile: "You were flat.") Blitz chews on posteriors His bark's worse than his bite (Blitz: "I'm perfect.") * (Blitz: "I was perfect!") Shag is strong from head to toe A coward through and through (Shag: "Ruh ruh ruh!") Muzzle's stack is gonna blow He's short a screw or two (Muzzle: "Urh Urh!") They fight for right both day and night In ev'ry episode (Hunter: "Let's roll!") * (Hunter: "All together now...") Now it's time to hit the road Rooooad Rovers! * (Rovers tutti: "Rooooad Rovers!") --- * These lines replaced the previous ones for two episodes. === Lyrics from A DAY IN THE LIFE (Episode 13) by Tom Ruegger Parvo : State your name. Exile : Exilov Mikhailovich Sandhusky. Parvo : What kind of a name is that? Exile : It is Russian. All Russian names are like this. Colleen: That's right. You see... Colleen: Russian names Are a kind of a game Exile : There's a first And a last And a middle name. Colleen: Giving the first name Is the mama's chore Exile : Like Boris Alexander Or Fyador. Blitz : The last name comes From the family Exile : Like Pushkin Basylrov Or Porfiry. Colleen: With the middle name Now here comes the fun The papa gives his first name To the son. Exile : He then adds an -ovich Or -yevich to the end Blitz : Here's an example So you comprehend: Colleen: The papa's name is Sonov Now here's the switch Exile : The kid's middle name Is Sonovovich. EC+B : Yes, the kid's middle name Is Sonovovich! Yeah!