BELL'S THEOREM BLUES

Doctor Bell say we connected
He call me on the phone
Doctor Bell say yew-nited
He call me on the phone
But if we really together, baby
How come I feel so all alone?

It's so easy to forget her
Tonight I did it fifty times
And I never think about her
Except from twelve to nine.
Since we two swum in quantum honey
Can't get that sweet thing off my mind.

Every time I try to leave her
It's like I'm stuck in slime
We is consider'bly entangled
An encounter of the hopelessly adhesive kind.
Friend, don't rush into quantum honey
Less you prepared to lose your mind.

Doctor Bell say we connected
He call me on the phone
Doctor Bell say yew-nited
He call me on the phone
But if we really together, baby
How come I feel so all alone?

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