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| Welcome to VooDoo Joe's Virtual Café. None of us are VooDoo Joe. VooDoo Joe runs the café, he has a purpose - we're just kinda here. It's pretty much just like a regular, run-of-the-mill cafe, just a lot less realistic and a lot more virtual. Actually, no, it's nothing like a real café. While a café, acquiring its name from the French word for coffee, actually serves drinks (and physically exists), here there's basically just a bunch of crap. Most of this consists of thoughts, rants, wonderings, whatever we feel like putting up. And links. Lots of 'em. To wicked cool pages. So click on 'em. So that you don't get all lost in the café's nooks and crannies, the links are color coded. Red linkies go to another page within the café. Green linkos go elsewhere. Linkies/linkos, got it? But, ya know, it's not called the World Wide Web for nothing. Bookmark us, them follow all the trails. Get all lost, that's the fun. :) | |
To answer the question we know you're thinking - no, we're not scitsofrenic lunitics. There's actually a bunch of us (with occasional guest speakers). Mainly Gromus is getting things started right now... None of this stuff is labled - "I" could be any one of us, or none of us. "We" could be some of us, or all of us. So if every paragraph seems to have a different personality, and sentences contradict each other, that's why. Deal with it. |
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| Sit down, stay awhile, take a look around. Just don't track mud on the floor, damn it! And coasters! Use the coasters! But pets are perfectly welcome, as long as they're well trained, unlike Slimy here. Ahhhh, Slimy!! Right on the Persian rug! That'll take me hours to scrub up. Bad frog! Bad! I condem you to hell! |  |
| Content, if you could call
it that, varies. We've got Sailor Moon, the X-files, The Wheel of Time,
Monty Python, random spurts of semi-crazed inspiration, and of course,
the occasional exceedingly lame pun. Who could ask for more?
Thus, this is just one of those sites generally used for noodling around and such. So noodle around a smidge, which we decided was smaller than a bit, but larger than a smidgon. I don't expect you to understand, it's very complicated. |
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Have any questions? Comments? Suggestions? Flames? Wanna report crapy broken links to pages that looked really really interesting so you're kinda pisted? We don't
discriminate (except against chain letters. If we recieve any of those
you'll get 'em back about thirty or forty times!!!) So if you have any little
tidbits we can nibble on, please email us at gromus@pacbell.net and bilbilthegoat@hotmail.com. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please kindly person, send us email. No one ever sends us email! We feel so alone! SO ALONE!!
oh what a world... BTW, about
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Ahhh, the hell with it. Read the damn fine print. See if I care. Lousy.... good for nothing.... |
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| * Spiff is defined in the Oxford English Dictionary as "a money bonus given to an employee for selling old or unwanted stock." You can go look it up in the Oxford English Dictionary yourself. Cuz I'm sure as hell not going to go rooting through that 3801 page, two volume book for YOUR enlightenment. What's that Slimy? You say i already did go rooting through a 3801 page book lookin' for the first word? You know what Slimy, I'm tired of your lip! We'll just have to remedy your additude! BAM BAM! hA HA! | ||
| **Guarantee void in Hawaii, Alaska, Maine, and Kansas. Ohh, and New Jersey. Only valid if the webpages shown are viewed in a Double G, 5th Series computer, with the glow in the dark key board. Time machine and teleportation devices must be included. In addition, the user must be in a car (or truck) that is driving over 42 mph, along a tunnel, overpass, or bridge. If you are within view of any large body of water (large being over 2567 cubic stones), you must be accompanied by 3 or more Chihuahuas, that must be in the car (or truck) with you, or tied to the hood with nylon rope of grade A B C or Q. BUT NOT D! DON'T EVEN LET ME CATCH YOU USING D! If they are in the trunck or on the hood, you must have sandwiches. Lots of sandwiches. The little circle ones, with the crust cut off. | ||
| All images and text found in VooDoo Joe's Virtual Café is strictly the property of Spiffalicious Inc (us) and VooDoo Joe. Well, actually we surfed and stole 'em off of other sites. But there's nothing you can do about 'em!! They're ours now! Our site, our images!! BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! P.S. No, actually, please, please, please, please, don't sue us! |
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| Disclaimer : The options expressed on this webpage are not necessarily those of VooDoo Joe or Spiffalicious Inc. Well, actually, they are. We just wanted to say that. Makes us feel big and important. | ||