well
someone say hosanna! you've won one of the prizes on
the third shelf, that's the third shelf, or you can have TWO of
the animals on the bottom shelf OR you can try three more balls
and keep going for the BIG prize, the GIANT, PURPLE BULLDOG, cause
all you've got to do is keep knocking at those cans on the pedestal
and one of these times you're bound to win it! 3 more, just a buck?
you certainly want to win the lady the biggest prize at the park
don't you? just think how proud of you she'll be, you might even
get laid, with a big purple bulldog under one arm and YOU, her hero,
on the other .. you'll be the envy of every guy who sees her (and
the bulldog of course) and all the women who see you with her
will know you're hung like a moose and you're a dead eye with your
balls.
she left the car
a heap of rubble
and called him
from the first phone
she could find that
came with a cafe
cause she was starving
and yeah she knows
that car theft is a felony
but she had to get
to buffalo real fast
she's got sisters
and if he just drank
a little less
he'd know which ones
live where and what
the fuck's going on!