Dairy
Prelude to disaster

John was out late partying with friends. He went back to his mother's house, completely baked, with a tremendous case of the munchies and needing to use the bathroom. The need for the bathroom can't be ignored, so he sets across the dark living room. It's after midnight and he doesn't want to turn on a light - a fateful decision.

The hall door is usually partially open. John, suspecting this has his arm extended feeling for the door. His outstretched hand just misses the the edge of the door. He can't see so he doesn't realize he is on a collision course with the edge of the open door.

WHAM!

Disaster

John finds himself on the floor in the dark. He struggles to sit up, gingerly touched his face. The right side is sore like he had been punched. holding his head and wondering, how did I miss it?. He pushes the door back into the corner, over the furnace. He listens.

There is no noise from his mother's bedroom, so he crawls into the bathroom, closes the door, turns on the light and stands up. In the mirror, he can see no blood though a bruise is darkening by his right eye. "Boy, I got tagged," he thinks. It is easier to walk towards the light seeping though the curtains of the darkened living room and he experiences no further mishaps on his journey to the kitchen.

His hunger is coming back now the throbbing in his head is going away. John is really baked. He decides on something easy to fix, on corn flakes and milk. Earlier in the week John had noticed that his mother had left a half gallon of milk on the counter by the sink. It stayed there for three days; evolving from milk to something really nasty. Unbeknownst to John, she saw the carton sitting on the counter and didn’t throw it out. Instead, she put it back into the refrigerator. .

John reachs the kitchen, opens the refrigerator door, pulls out that carton. In the darkness he collects corn flakes, bowl and spoon. He gets some corn flakes into the bowl and can't see the stuff that comes out of the milk carton, it doesn't pour - it chunks.

John is really baked with munchies like you can't believe. He is anticipating the corn flakes pigout. He hunkers down over the bowl. Mouth watering, he plunges the spoon into the vile mixture, stuffs it into his face. His taste buds send information to his brain regarding the recent sensory input and its exquisite foulness.

SURPRISE!!!

John's head snaps up. His eyes and mouth pop open.

Purge! Purge!

John blows corn flakes and nasty juice against the wall and onto the table.

The next morning John is sitting at the dining room table eating toast when his mother drives by the window. She comes in through the back door.

"That darn car," she said. "I had to stay at Anne's last night. The tire was flat."

John realizes he could have turned on the lights, his mouth falls open.

"Have you been in a fight?" said John's Mom looking at his face.


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