Kids' WB! public service announcements featuring the Warners.
Music and lyrics by Randy Rogel.
Music arranged by Julie Bernstein.
(intro) YW+D : Kids' WB! presents, you see A person you might want to be Those Crazy Careers! (see below for individual episodes) (close) YW+D : That's our song And now so long From Crazy Careers!
The Highest Job
Yakko : At five o'clock she'll wake up Get dressed and put on make-up The crew is out; they're ready to fly Dot : She's cute and photographic Her job is watching traffic From a helicopter high in the sky Yakko : She goes up; she goes down She goes flying around She's always there live on the scene Where you'll find her up in the sky Looking down at some guy Who stopped on the pass 'Cause he ran out of gas, and it's clear YW+D : 'Cause when it's bumper-to-bumper down there We're sure glad we're up here!
The Gummiest Job
Dot : If your teeth are a disaster We'll make some out of plaster And we'll shove them up inside of your head. Yakko : And that's what we do So if you like to chew On that bubble gum, candy and cake Then you better use toothpaste and floss And brush down and across 'Cause if you don't brush 'em Then we'll have to flush 'em, it's true YW+D : And then we'll give you some teeth That connect to your head with some glue!
The Kneadiest Job
Yakko : They first turn on the power Then dump in lots of flour It's a complicated process ahead Dot : A bakery is a factory And all it does is exactly Is to turn a bunch of dough into bread Yakko : It gets cut into layers And put on conveyors That move it all around the machine So we can add some body and some malt And some sugar and salt Then we cook it and we bake it And that's how we're making bread here, you see YW+D : And the best part of all When you work here You get some for free!
The Cleanest Job
MJFrog: To make a microchip is tricky So you have to be nit-picky Can't have dirt or nothing sticky anywhere Wakko : I wear a funny suit with hoses It's designed so it encloses All my fingers and my toeses and my germs MJFrog: You know, a clean room's quite exotic There's machines they call robotic And they have to be methodic when they make the chip, it's true YW+D : Because a little piece of dust Can cause a microchip to bust That's why they're clean when we go fetch them Then we stamp them then we etch them And then once we ship that microchip to you Frog : We'll make it obsolete by building one that's new! Yeah!
The Crunchiest Job
Yakko : Here's the place to stuff your face 'Cause what we do all day Is grind corn up into strips To make fried tortilla chips Yakko : We take each piece with elbow grease And grind it into paste FogLeg: Six thousand chips a minute We ain't got no time to waste Yakko : The chips we make, machines all take And move without a snag Tweety: And when they're done, they drop each one Inside a little bag Yakko : So shove those chips into your lips And then they'll end up on your hips!
The Flightiest Job
Yakko : Here's a guy who likes to fly Up really high above He's trained and he's prepared He's nervous; he's not scared Yakko : With pressure suits and special boots A helmet on his face FogLeg: He's dressed up like the astronauts Who go into outer space Yakko : The earth's below and here we go Way up into the sky Tweety: And afterward, we're like a bird That's seven miles high Yakko : Avoid those pesky crowds Try working in the clouds!
The Wordiest Job
Yakko : Here's a stack of paper We move her and we shape her To print the daily paper for you Dot : Steer and direct it And then we all inspect it For the ink and paint and color and glue Yakko : All the different sections Go off in ten directions And have to pass inspections by me Look at all the stuff that we use Just to bring you the news Like the pictures and the stories In the different categories you need YW+D : And we print it for you So we hope that you learn how to read.
The Moldiest Job
Yakko : We're the place that makes the face That models your clothes We make the mannequins you see in the store Yakko : I take this pup and carve it up And look what you get Yakko : Making body parts is graphic arts And tricky to do Wakko : So how'd you like to lend them a hand? Yakko : The factory spreads with plaster heads All over the place Once we make them then we take them And paint them each face We give them eyes and ears and noses Pinky : And ankles, feet and toeses YW+D : To model panty hoses for you!
The Bossiest Job
Yakko : When second base is stolen He's got the cameras rollin' He's back inside the trailer, you see Dot : He's filming every sector He's producer and director Of a baseball game you watch on TV Yakko : He's watching all these pictures To get the perfect mixtures And put them all together for you So that every shot that you see On your big-screen TV Is designed and it's proven To keep it all movin' on cue YW+D : And now back to you!
The Most Up And Down Job
Yakko : Bought every tool And went to school And mastered my trade Now I'm repairing these ball bearings each day Yakko : I've got guts I may be nuts But oh what a view Yakko : Up we go And moving slow And picking up speed Wakko : We're standing twenty storeys high in the air Yakko : So take a ride Just step inside We're closing the doors While you're talking It beats walking Up those seventeen floors It's safe and strong and stable Pinky : So trust that union label YW+D : And pray that stupid cable holds on!
The Most Tuned In Job
MJFrog: When you're supposed to mow the lawn But both your mom and dad are gone And so you flip the TV on To watch a show Wakko : Ah, you're stumped and mystified At how that screen that's really wide Has all those circuit boards inside YW+D : That make it go Wakko : Well, here's the place we build 'em Once we've soldered 'em and drilled 'em Then we've made sure that we've filled 'em Up with wire MJFrog: So come and watch us do it And you'll see how we go through it 'Cause there's really nothin' to it When you make big-screen TVs YW+D : Just take a ?????? And then shove them all together But you gotta use precision Under constant supervision And then once that television's out the door MJFrog: Today we'll only have to make a hundred more. Yeah!
The Pushiest Job
Yakko : I can float 'Cause I'm the boat That pushes ships around When they need to move that barge I'm the guy in charge Yakko : Grab that wheel I love to feel We're sailing out to sea FogLeg: I say, a tugboat captain, that's the guy I really wanna be Yakko : It's what I crave To feel that wave Go crashing cross the bow Tweety: We're off the land, on water And I'm really seasick now Yakko : So don't be a stuffy snob Get a really pushy job!
The Wildest Job
Yakko : She's a vet And you can bet That you could be too Because all your friends belong in the zoo Yakko : All her pals Are animals Like monkeys and chimps Yakko : Electric eels And barking seals Are funny and nice Wakko : I love to watch them open wide and say "Ah!" Yakko : I like the mammals And the camels And the elephants too I'm a vet'rinary doctor And I love what I do So let turtles be your clients Pinky : And crocodiles and lions YW+D : Take biologic science in school!
The Most Mixed Up Job
Yakko : Feast your eyes 'Cause we're the guys Whose job is making paint. You want pink or navy blue? We do periwinkle, too. Yakko : Play it smart We always start By putting it in cans. FogLeg: Got to be real careful, son Don't spill it on your hands. YW+D : To paint your wall Just give a call 'Cause we're the guys you need. Tweety: Any color of the spectrum And it's ten-year guaranteed. Yakko : So go buy some at the store Then they'll pay us to make more!
The Tastiest Job
MJFrog: Are you the kind who likes to eat A tasty treat that's nice and sweet? Well, here's a job that can't be beat It's what I do. Wakko : They mix it up real fine On a big assembly line Then the tasting part is mine As I walk through. MJFrog: Creamy flavor or non-dairy Lemon, lime, vanilla, cherry Chocolate, grape, or boysenberry How 'bout ?? ripple too? YW+D : Or maple walnut almond fudge Hey, I'm the guy who gets to judge That chocolate chip and rocky road I eat my Corn Flakes à la mode And I just hope I don't explode right off my feet. MJFrog: Now bring on all that ice cream and let's eat!
The Sludgiest Job
MJFrog: That spoiled milk you didn't drink And so you dumped it down the sink Well, did you ever stop to think "Where does it go?" Wakko : Well, there's a guy with a projector And a camera-type detector Called a Sewer Line Inspector YW+D : He would know. Wakko : He'd say it all goes down the sewer Where you find all that manure And it keeps on movin' through 'er Don't ya know. MJFrog: So be a Sewer Line Inspector In the Public Service sector Like a Hollywood director Taking pictures on the scene Of all that crud that's floating by I'm a manhole-covered guy Looking underneath the street At all that stuff you didn't eat And making sure that it just keeps on floating by. Let's hear it for those crazy sewer guys.
The Corniest Job
Yakko: It's fun to eat It's sticky, sweet And loaded with fat And we eat it every chance that we get. Yakko: And here's the place We stuff our face And gulp it all down. Yakko: If we could wish For any dish To have that we like Wakko: We'd eat caramel corn the rest of our lives. Yakko: It may not be nutritious But delicious, you bet When you eat the stuff Your stomach's playing Russian roulette And that's the way we do it Pinky: So you can get to chew it YW+D : There's really nothing to it You see!
The Sparkiest Job
Yakko : I jump into the water And go underneath a ship With my flippers Wakko : And my mask Yakko : I'm the guy who's got the task To make sure that boat can stay afloat By fixing all the holes And so I wear a rubber suit And then my body doesn't freeze Wakko : My welding torch is burning at YW+D : Ten thousand hot degrees It's exciting, never dull When you're melting down a hull MJFrog: You can stay beneath the waves And when the job is done at last You can swim with all the fish Yakko : And have yourself a great big blast Dot : So get it done with flair Wakko : And go to work where there's no air YW+D : And you can be an underwater welder too!
The Scariest Job
Yakko : People pass They're moving fast And screaming out loud 'Cause they can't believe they're paid to do this. Yakko : It's daring and it's scaring And you just wet your pants. Yakko : Here we go At first it's slow And then we go fast Wakko : It's exciting! Look! They're riding, no hands! Yakko : Down the hill, hey what a thrill We're moving mach ten Filled with fright and knuckles tight Let's do it again! 'Cause when that rollercoaster goes up Pinky : It never really slows up YW+D : 'Til everybody throws up on you!
The Most Tilted Job
MJFrog: Have you played that big arcade and thought to yourself, "I wonder what's inside that pinball machine"? About a million parts, electric charts, and bundles of wire. FogLeg: Most confusing thing I've ever seen! MJFrog: A bunch of things like tiny springs and pulleys and gears, Microchips and metal clips all wired to ground With lots of bells and whistles Pinky : So lights have a sound! MJFrog: All just so you can knock that little pinball around. Brain : World domination -- now there's a game. Tweety: That's what's in a pinball machine.