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Theme to STEVEN SPIELBERG PRESENTS PINKY AND THE BRAIN (Episode P1)
Music by Richard Stone. Lyrics by Tom Ruegger.
They're Pinky and The Brain Yes, Pinky and The Brain One is a genius The other's insane. They're laboratory mice Their genes have been spliced They're dinky They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain. Before each night is done Their plan will be unfurled By the dawning of the sun They'll take over the world. They're Pinky and The Brain Yes, Pinky and The Brain Their twilight campaign Is easy to explain. To prove their mousey worth They'll overthrow the Earth They're dinky They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Narf!
For lyrics from Spell-Bound (Episode P2a)
see the AMLF entry for Animaniacs Episode 38.
BRAINSTEM (Episode P3)
Lyrics by Tom Minton.
Sung to Camptown Races by Stephen Foster.
Pinky: And now, the parts of the brain, performed by The Brain! Brain: Ye-e-s! Brain: Neo-cortex, frontal lobe Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem! Brain: Hippocampus, neural node Right hemisphere. Brain: Pons and cortex visual Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem! Brain: Sylvian fissure, pineal Left hemisphere. Brain: Cerebellum left! Cerebellum right! Synapse, hypothalamus Striatum, dendrite. Brain: Axon fibers, matter gray Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem! Brain: Central tegmental pathway Temporal lobe. Brain: White core matter, forebrain, skull Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem! Brain: Central fissure, cord spinal Parietal. Brain: Pia mater! Menengeal vein! Medulla oblongata and lobe limbic Micro-electrodes... Pinky: Naaarf! P+B : THE BRAIN!!! Brain: That ought to keep the little squirts happy. Ye-e-s!Lyrics provided by the author
CHEESE ROLL CALL (Episode P4)
Lyrics by Paul Rugg.
Sung to Semper Fidelis by John Philip Sousa.
Pinky: A world of cheeses Deliciously made for you and me Flavors like Provolone and Brie Each with its own ethnicity. So many cheeses Are available all around the world for you to eat Especially good with crackers and meat A nice yummy treat. Thousands of cheeses The texture of some can be real gooey Others are quite firm and chewy Some are better when mildewy. Bountiful cheeses When you take a big whiff a few Will make you want to spew Especially strong is the cheese Remoudou A real stinkeroo. It's incredible just how many kinds there are From countries near and far It's really quite bizarre. Now from the mouths of cheeses big and small We proudly present to you The cheese roll call. *Wensleydale: I am the British cheese Wensleydale, lightly * pressed and smooth textured with a subtle * milky flavor which is clean and refreshing. * *Pinky: Welcome, Wensleydale! * *Cheddam: G'day! I am Australian Cheddam, an * innocuous, golden yellow, rindless block * inspired by Cheddar and Edam! * *Pinky: Welcome, Cheddam! Edelpilzkäse: I am the German cheese Edelpilzkäse, a fine, blue-veined cheese with a pale ivory paste and very dark veins traveling vertically through me. Pinky: Welcome, Edelpil... Edel... oh, willkommen! +Brie: I am the French cheese Brie, a soft, + unpressed, naturally drained cow's milk with + white rind flora, molded into large flat disks + and ripened for three to four weeks. Pinky: Thank you, cheeses! I want to eat you all! Pinky: Oh, how I like my cheeses Cheese from around the world Cheese is the taste that pleases Cheese from around the world (sing with me, cheeses!) +some: Oh, how I like my cheeses Cheese from around the world (everybody!) +all : Cheese is the taste that pleases Cheese from around the world Around this great big world Around this big cheese world Around this great big world Around this big -- cheese -- world! Pinky: Mmm... yummy! Narf! * - On the "Variety Pack" album, Cheddam speaks before Wensleydale. + - Brie speaks only on the "Variety Pack" album.Transcribed by Steve Kramer
For lyrics from Bubba Bo Bob Brain (Episode P4b)
see the AMLF entry for Animaniacs Episode 34.
Lyrics from BRAINANIA (Episode P5)
by John P. McCann
Brain: Spears in hand We sail for Yap We will wipe Them off the... Pinky: ...front porch! Brain: Brainania You nation of folks Pinky: Here comes a guy Selling watery Cokes. Brain: We will fight And never quit Pinky: Find me a rooftop And I will spit. Narf!
For lyrics from Cranial Crusader (Episode P8a)
see the AMLF entry for Animaniacs Episode 60.
Theme from A PINKY AND THE BRAIN CHRISTMAS (Episode P9)
by Peter Hastings
They're Pinky and The Brain Yes, Pinky and The Brain One is a genius The other's insane. Their holiday plan Is to overthrow man They're dinky They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain. By the dawn of Christmas Day Their plot shall be unfurled They'll control the Earth And bring joy to the world! They're Pinky and The Brain Yes, Pinky and The Brain They're happy merry gentlemen Singing this refrain. And after Christmas Eve The world will believe In Pinky In Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Narf!
Lyrics from MOUSE OF LA MANCHA (Episode P12)
by Gordon Bressack and Charles Howell IV
Don Cerebro (parody of Don Quixote)
Music by Peter Hastings.
Brain: Listen up, all you sniv'ling and cowardly mice You may live in your cage if you please But not I, for I've learned not to take just a slice When I'm destined to have the whole cheese. It is I, Don Cerebro, the mouse of La Mancha I'm blessed with a huge frontal lobe For a mouse with my power, it won't take an hour I plan to take over the globe. I plan to take over the globe. Thanks to my huge frontal lobe. Pinky: I'm Pinky; yes, I'm Pinky I poit and I narf and I say "Egad!" I botch up his plans, daily Then he conks me when he's mad. (conk!) Brain: Pay attention, you nobles and peasants of Spain You may think that I haven't a chance But I have an immensely superior brain Pinky: And he's wearing aluminum pants. Brain: It is I, Don Cerebro... Pinky: I'm Pinky, yes... ...the mouse of La Mancha I'm Pinky I'm blessed with a hu-- (THUD!) I'm poit and I naarr...ooh. Brain? ---To Scheme the Improbable Scheme
Brain: It's not important whether he succeeded or not. What's important is... Brain: To scheme the improbable scheme To plan the unthinkable plan To build when your arms are too tiny To walk in the suit of a man. This is my fate To conquer the earth To play with the big boys Though I lack the girth To reach for the stars On a whim or a dare I could climb to the top If I only could reach the first stair. And the world doesn't know what they'll miss If a mouse doesn't follow his dream To scrawl with his last bit of graphite To scheme the improbable scheme!
Lyrics from WHERE THE DEER AND THE MOUSEALOPES PLAY (Episode P28)
Music by Julie Bernstein.
Lyrics and dialog by Wendell Morris and Tom Sheppard.
Pittsburg is My Land (parody of This Land is Your Land)
Brain: Pittsburg is my land It isn't your land Go find your own land 'Cause this is my land. Please find your way to The nearest exit; Pittsburg's for mousealopes only!