Lyrics from ANIMANIACS STEW (Episode 35)
Animaniacs Stew
Yakko: A dash of Pinky and the Brain
A cup of Slappy Squirrel
A tablespoon of Goodfeathers
Add Rita, Runt, and swirl.
We add a pinch of hippos
Buttons and Mindy too
Now top it off with Skippy Squirrel
What's that make?
YW+D : Animaniacs stew!
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Mindy and The Brain
YW+D: They're Mindy and The Brain
Mindy and The Brain
One's a small child
And the other's ... The Brain.
He uses his lobe
To overthrow the globe
She's whimsy
They're Mindy and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
(end verse)
YW+D: He's stinky
They're Mindy and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
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Pinky and the Cat
YW+D : They're Pinky and the Cat
Yes, Pinky and the Cat
Her name is Rita
He's a lab rat.
Pinky: A mouse!
YW+D : They live inside a cage
Making less than minimum wage
It's dinky
They're Pinky and the Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat.
(end verse)
YW+D : She ate the rat
'Cause Rita is a cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
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We've Been Mixing Up the Scripts
(Sung to I've Been Working on the Railroad)
Dot : We've been mixing up the scripts
Wakko: All the live-long show
Yakko: Putting characters together
Who normally wouldn't go.
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We Found This Old Computer
YW+D: We found this old computer
And then we fixed it up
We threw in all the characters
Now they're all mixed up.
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Dotty the Squirrel
YW+S: She's the crankiest of creatures in the whole wide world
This short cartoon features Dotty the Squirrel.
Dot : (spoken) The name's Dot. Call me Dotty and you die.
YW+S: (sung) That's Dotty!
Dot : (spoken) I warned you. [pulls bomb out of purse and throws it]
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Lyrics from Baghdad Cafe
Y+W : We're the Warner Brothers
We like to sing a lot
Yakko : My name's Yakko
Wakko : My name's Wakko
Y+W : And here's our sister...
Slappy: (spoken) Slappy. I'm the cute one. (pause) I don't get it.
(end couplet)
Y+W : Our story is over
Its ending is happy
Thanks to Yakko, Wakko
And our sister... Slappy.
Slappy: (spoken) Next time, I'm asking for script approval.
Transcribed by Paul J. Lee
KATIE KA-BOOM INTRODUCTION (Episode 35)
She's Katie Ka-Boom, Katie Ka-Boom She lives in a house with a garden in bloom Her family knows that anytime soon Their little lady Katie goes ka-boom.Transcribed by Paul J. Lee
Lyrics from THE THREE MUSKA-WARNERS (Episode 36)
Music by Julie Bernstein.
Lyrics by Sherri Stoner.
We're the Musketeers
YW+D : We're the musketeers
And we're very proud to say
That through the years
In the face of danger
We have run away
But hey! That's OK
What should you expect with this take-home pay?
YW+D : We're the musketeers
We drive a Chevrolet
Swing on chandeliers
And have thrilling swordfights
Many times a day
It may sound cliche
But it was either this or sell Amway!
YW+D : Now unclog those filthy dirty ears
It's time to meet the musketeers!
Dot : Musketeer roll call!
Yakko: Yakkos!
Wakko: Wakkos!
Dot : Dotagnon!
YW+D : Now we'll carve our initials in your rears
'Cause we are the three musketeers!
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King's Lullaby
YW+D : Hush little King; please don't cry
We're going to sing you a lullaby
A big scary monster man is coming for you
He'll gobble you up like chunky beef stew.
Mmmwah!
Goodnight!
---
Later, they're guarding the king's room.
Yakko: Hup two three four
No one's getting in this door
Five six seven eight
Gonna ask Cindy Crawford for a date.
Transcribed by O.G. Shofner
Lyrics from BOOT CAMPING (Episode 37)
Music by Julie Bernstein.
Lyrics by Nicholas Hollander and John P. McCann.
Drill Chant
SgtSw: Recruits smell, and that's no lie
Hate your guts; gonna make you cry.
Call me smart; call me inspired
You're gonna march 'til I get tired.
(later)
SgtSw: I don't know, but I been told
Army life is mighty bold.
Every night before retreat
Yakko: We order out for luncheon meat.
Transcribed by Ron O'Dell
---Do Your Ears Hang Low?
YWD+S: Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them ov'r your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears...hang...low?
Transcribed by "The Corinthian"
Lyrics from SPELL-BOUND (Episode 38 / P2a)
by John P. McCann
Sung to the first two lines of Greensleeves.
Pinky: I wish I were a windowsill
So I could be a ...uh... um...
Brain: An imbecile?
Pinky: Odds bodkins! Good rhyme, Brain. Heh. Narf.
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Pinky: He conquered the world without effort or pain
He's the boss; they call him ...er... call him...
Brain: Brain?
Pinky: Oh. Righto, Brain. Good one.
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Pinky: We're in the woods, all dark and inky
To conquer the world go Brain and ...la la something...
Brain: Pinky.
Pinky: Oh. That fits. Narf.
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Pinky: We strolled right past a candy house
Made of sweets that taste good to a... ooh...
Brain: Mouse!
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Pinky: To find the dragon, all hot with steam
We must cross this little ...brook? no, um, fjord?
Brain: Stream. It rhymes with 'steam'.
Pinky: Oh. Right again, Brain.
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Pinky: The Murky Mountain's the end of the trail
Soon we'll have a dragon's... uh, dra...
Brain: Toenail. A red dragon's toenail. And once we possess it, Pinky,
nothing will stand between us and total world domination.
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Pinky: We walked into the dragon's cave
I was scared, but Brain was... was... uh...
Brain: BRAVE! (echo, echo, echo)
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Pinky: Go, my dragon, to sleepyland
It's dreamy time; here comes the sand ...um... sand boy?
Brain: Sand Man, Pinky. Sand MAN! (echo echo echo)
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Pinky: Brain's the boss; he'll rule with ease
He's number one, the big... um, the big banana? uh, coconut? um er...
Brain: Big Cheese! It rhymes with 'ease'. Big Cheese!
*** poof ***
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Pinky: We'll try again to prove our worth
Escape from the cage, and conquer the... guh...
Brain: Earth, Pinky. Y'know, I've been thinking a lot about you and your
music. Might I see that?
Pinky: Sure, Brain.
(WHAM!)
Brain: That was very therapeutic.
YW+D : One's a genius; the other's insane
They're Pinky and The ...uh... Brain.
Lyrics from SMITTEN WITH KITTENS (Episode 39)
by Deanna Oliver
Milk, Please, Mama
Music by Richard Stone.
Kttns: Milk, milk
Milk, milk
Milk, please, Mama
'Xcuse our tune
But we're gonna faint
If we don't get food
Milk, please, Mama
Mama, please!
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I'm Nobody's Mama
Rita : I'm nobody's mama
Got no family
I'm a career cat
And my career is all about me.
No one can tie me down
I'm going places
Straighten up
Don't make those silly sad faces
It's rude.
Kttns: Mew?
Rita : All right, I'll get food.
(spoken) But that's it! After that, you're on your own.
Rita : I'm too independent
They're so small
How can I care for them?
Do I care at all?
I could never stand "Help me, Mama; Feed me, Mama
Need me, Mama; Don't leave me, Mama."
I'd never tolerate that.
On the other hand, "Oh, my Mama; I love you, Mama
I will never leave you, Mama."
No! You've got the wrong cat!
Rita : And did I mention
They'll want too much attention
I'll worry about 'em each day, every minute
I gotta tell you my head isn't in it.
I won't let my heart talk
'Cause it's ruled by my biological clock
Which is ticking away.
No way!
I mean what I say!
I'm a single cat stray!
I'm nobody's mama!
Transcribed by John Payson, Olivia D. Isaac, David Rose and Ron O'Dell
Lyrics from BROADCAST NUISANCE (Episode 41)
by Gordon Bressack and Charles Howell IV
YW+D: We're from Sam'n'Ella's Coffee Shop
Eat our food and you're bound to drop
Then the only thing that's left to do
Head to the potty and spew spew spew!
Sam'n'Ella's!
Dot : We're Beatrice.
Transcribed by O.G. Shofner
GOODFEATHERS INTRODUCTION (Episode 41)
Parody of That's Amore
Voice : When the birds hit the street
Looking for food to eat,
That's Goodfeathers!
Chorus: That's Goodfeathers!
Voice : When I'm cooing at you
And you're cooing at me,
That's Goodfeathers!
Take no guff
'Cause they're tough
Strut their stuff
No cream puffs,
That's Goodfeathers!
Transcribed by "The Corinthian" and Ron O'Dell
Lyrics from OF NICE AND MEN (Episode 43)
by Randy Rogel and Sherri Stoner
Monterey
Music by Randy Rogel.
Runt: (spoken) Uh, Rita? Rita, tell me again how it's gonna be.
Rita: I already told ya, sixteen times.
Runt: I wanna hear it again, yeah, d-definitely wanna hear it again.
Rita: We can take care of ourselves
We're independent, me and you.
Runt: (spoken) That's true.
Rita: (sung) We don't need any humans
To tell us what to do.
From now on we're livin'
Where nobody can get in our way.
Runt: (spoken) And, uh, where're we gonna be living?
Rita: (sung) Monterey!
Runt: (spoken) Oh, that's right, like, like the cheese.
Rita: Monterey! Monterey!
It's the California livin'
With the sun and the surf
And we'll never have to give in
To another human master again.
It's Cannery Row for dinner and then
We'll sleep on the beach
Where the sand is heaped up in piles.
Runt: (spoken) Definitely a lot of sand.
Rita: (sung) A litterbox for miles!
Rita: You'll never have to fetch another slipper again
No more having to pretend to be nice.
We're finally free
From now on we'll be
With the sun and the sand
And the thundering seas
On the cliffs at the harbor
With the cypress trees
And the Fisherman's Wharf
It's all there
In Monterey!
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Happy Bob's Bunny Ranch
Bob : Ba-dabba-dabba-lu-bum
Ba-dada-doodle-lee-bum
Ba-doodle-la-ba-doodle-y-bum
Bob : Everybody gather around now
Eat it up and gobble it down
That's right!
Eat yer food you'll all see
Pretty soon you'll all be
Nice and fat and furry and round.
Bob : Look at this fur: ain't it purty?
So soft and so shiny and sleek
We take our time; don't rush it
Clean and shine and brush it
Every single day of the week.
Bob : Tweedle-de-dee-ah-tweedle-de-doo
Eat up all them carrots and plants
If you want a furry rabbit
C'mon down and grab it
At Happy Bob's Bunny Ranch!
Bob : (spoken) Hello, little lady! You're just what I need for my
barn. Yer a lucky cat, all right. You get ta chase the rats!
(tosses Rita into barn, slams door)
Stereotypical View
Rita: This is great! This is perfect!
It's always the same thing with cats
There's always some ignorant human assumin'
We like to chase rats.
I'm gettin' real sick of this stereotypical view
We can't be controlled and we hate to be told what to do.
Rita: They misunderstand us; they can't command us
We don't purr if we're not in the mood.
Humans believe that the animals love them but
All we want is their food.
I don't need this job; I won't work for that slob anyhow
I'm tellin' Runt that it's over; we're leavin' right now.
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Bunny Bedtime
Runt: (yawn), definitely (yawn).
Rbts: (yawn)
Runt: Bedtime. Definitely bedtime.
Runt: It's time to close your bunny eyes
And rest your bunny heads
Sleep all night through
And I hope that you
Won't wet your bunny beds.
(spoken) Definitely don't wanna wet the bunny beds.
Rita: [from doorway] Hey, it's a cartoon. What'd ya expect? Sondheim?
Transcribed by "The Corinthian," Matthew Ford, Steve Miller and Ron O'Dell
Lyrics from SURVEY LADIES (Episode 43)
by Deanna Oliver and Sherri Stoner
YW+D : In the mall,
In the mall,
In the glorious mall
We'll find a birthday gift
For Doctor Scratchansnifft.
Yakko: (spoken) Don't you love it when we sing the plot?
YW+D : Something nifty,
Something thrifty,
For our shrinkie,
Scratchansniffty,
In the mall!
Transcribed by Steve Miller by Ron O'Dell