| 1967, age 2. Checkout the dog clipper buzzcut. And did everyone have these butt-ugly chairs back then? | 1968, Age 3. Easter Sunday Stylin'! (Love the loose bricks and old copper "bookcase" behind me.) |
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| Would like some shirt with those lapels, Sir? | Age 5: Making a bundt cake for a school competition. Only boy to enter and I won. Ergo, This made me an outcast with everybody. (And those curtains. Was everybody on drugs in 1970?) |
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| 1979, Pre-braces. | 1978, Age 13. I'm guessing from my Gumby shoulders that we just lost. My Dad, cigarette in hand, is undoubtedly telling me "You lost, but you didn't get beat." (*sigh*) |
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| 1982, age 17. Putting the hurtin' down. My guess is poor 15 made fun of my snazzy wristbands. | High School graduation. Oh. The. Seriousness. Of. Life. |
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| 1983, age 18. Dancing with Cathy Osgood at my Sister's wedding. | 1985, age 20. Oh. The. Seriousness. Of. Life. |
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| 1987, age 22. With Biddy at Disneyland. | 1988. Goatee for an hour as I shave for Domino's Pizza. |
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| 1991, age 26. Enter the Mullet. | 1992. Disneyland again. |
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| 1994, Age 30. Thanksgiving for Willow and I came out of a bearbox, in Yosemite, in the rain. Fun! | 1995. RenFaire. Damn, whatever happened to that dragonclaw goblet? |
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| Photo Shoot for the Quazimojo Album. Not quite sure what look I'm going for here.... | 1995. Oh, I am SO excited to be the best man at another one of my Dad's weddings. |
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| 2003. Some days are just made for wearing an inflatable snake on your head. | Chef Without Pants. |
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| 2004, Age 39. The Formal Victorian Samhain. | 2006, Captain General Angus gets married. |
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| December, 2006. Not sure what look I'm going for here. | 2007, Age 41. About to go on stage at Mykey's epic birthday bonanza. |
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