BONES IN THE BODY (Episode 91)
Music and lyrics by Randy Rogel.
Yakko: Everybody knows about the ankle bone connected to the
Other bones you have inside your leg.
Wakko: And everybody knows it's true,
Without the bones inside of you,
Dot : Your body would become a scrambled egg.
Yakko: So the toe bone's connected to the foot bone,
Wakko: And the foot bone's connected to the ankle bone,
Dot : And slide is connected to the trombone.
Yakko: The structure of the human body's
Something quite unique
And I'd imagine all the bones and joints
Connected to each other
In a complex distribution
Formed by years of evolution
That there still is some confusion
As to how it came to be.
Wakko: The foot and toes and ankle
Help us walk; we should be thankful
They're connected to the lower leg
Or else we'd all fall down
Right, here's the tibia, the shin bone
And the fibula is ingrown
To the back of the patella
Which is also called the knee.
YW+D : Knee knee knee knee knee knee knee,
Knee knee knee knee knee knee knee.
Knee knee knee knee knee knee knee,
Knee knee knee knee knee.
Dot : Here we classify bone as the
Femur or the thigh bone
It's connected to the pelvis
And the lower lumbar region
Up the sacrum to the vertebrae
And doctors all prefer to say
The sternum or the thorax
When they're talkin' 'bout your ribs.
Yakko: The finger bones are numerous
Wakko: The upper arm's the humerus
Dot : The forearm's got two pieces
Called the radius and ulna
Yakko: Then the scapula and clavicle
Wakko: The maxilla and mandible
Dot : The nasal and the frontal bone
And cranium on top. Mwah!
Yakko: The skeleton is really great
Wakko: It helps your body stand up straight
YW+D : Without it all your brains and guts
Would fall out on the floor!
DOT - THE MACADAMIA NUT (Episode 92)
Music by Antonio Romero and Rafael Ruiz. Lyrics by Tom Ruegger.
Sung to Macarena.
(Dot laughs)
Y+W : Helloooo, nurse!
Yakko : Uhhh...
Dot : (spoken) I am NOT trying to be annoying.
Y+W : Aie!
Dot : I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia
I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania
Dot overdub: Am I a cutie?
Absolutey!
And a beauty, you can bet your patootie!
D+N+Minerva: But if you touch me, or even get near me
I'll have you arrested, do you hear me?
Y+W : Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia
She's cracked in the head, and kooky in the brainia
Each line in this song sounds pretty much the sameia
Oy, Macadamia!
Ralph : Daaah...
Y+W : Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia
Hola que pasa you grande sack o' grania
Qui a coupé le fromage, we abstainia
Oy, Macadamia!
(Wakko burps)
Dot : Now, please don't mention by brother
The one they call Wakkoreno
(Wakko burps)
Dot overdub: He's always burping
Every hour
Dot : So I threw him out of the tower.
Wakko : Whoooaaaaaa!
(Dot laughs)
Dot : (spoken) Now come on, what did you want me to do?
He was grossing me out!
And I'm just a cute little thing.
So don't cross me!
Y+W : She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia
Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience painia
Cuts and bruises you will sustainia
Oy, Macadamia!
Pinky : Narf!
Y+W : Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia
The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brainia
Dot : Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia
Y+W : Oy, Macadamia!
Brain : Ye-e-ess!!!
Dot : (spoken) Don't hate me because I'm cute.
(Pesto beats up Squit)
Squit : Ow!
Yakko : Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!
Skippy : Spew!
Yakko : Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Y+W : Oy, Macadamia!
Boo : B'gawk!
(Dot laughs)
(Skippy laughs)
(Pinky laughs)
(D+Sk+P+HN+M laugh)
Slappy : (spoken) I don't get it. What's the joke?
D+Sk+P+HN+M: Uhhh...
Yakko : Uhhh...
Dot : I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia
But you can call me by my other nameia
Dot overdub: Louisa
Francesca
Banana-Fanna
Bo Besca.
Dot : Or just plain Dot, the name I flirt to
But if you call me Dottie, I'll have to hurt you.
YW+D : Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia
Nuts!
Transcribed by Lee Cremeans, Andy Diaz, Jeff Wickel, Linda Pang and Brian Cruz
Lyrics from ACQUAINTANCES (Episode 93)
by Gordon Bressack and Charles M. Howell IV
We Won't Ever Leave
Parody of I'll be There for You by The Rembrandts
Music by Peter Hastings.
Whatever made them think that this could be a show? Six trendies on a couch just drinking cups of joe. They lead such boring lives But never fear, Because we're moving in for a month Maybe a year. Oh, we won't ever leave No, you can't throw us out! We won't ever leave You can scream; you can shout! We won't ever leave Our new acquaintances. ---The Warner Bunch
Here's a story 'Bout a group of slackers Who spend all day just slurping up caffeine 'Til they meet The wacky Warners Who make their groovy scene. The Warner Bunch The Warner Bunch And we call them The Warner Bunch!Transcribed by Stephanie Griffith
HERE COMES ATTILA (Episode 93)
by John P. McCann
Sung to Old Dan Tucker.
Yakko: The Roman world was in a mess
The emperor wore a...
YW+D : ...cocktail dress
Yakko: When in the year 441
Came a guy, Attila the Hun.
YW+D : Run away; here comes Attila
Flee today; he'll sack your villa
Run away; here comes Attila
He'll swipe your hogs and then your pillo'.
Wakko: Attila was a nasty king
He and his Huns wrecked everything
He lived by arson and the sword
Invaded France 'cause he got bored.
YW+D : Run away; here comes Attila
Far away; go to Manila
Run away; here comes Attila
He'll steal your socks and then your pillo'.
Yakko: I guess he had a thing for pillows!
Dot : To a wedding Attila went
Looking sharp like a Hunnish gent
He ate a whole ox, then ate two
Then passed away, but so would you.
YW+D : Come on back; farewell, Attila
Ate three ox, and got his fill-a
He wore shorts made of chinchilla
His favorite ice cream was strawberry.
Yakko: What can I say? It's not a perfect world.
YW+D : Attila!
Attila!
Attila Gorilla for sale!
Lyrics from HOORAY FOR NORTH HOLLYWOOD (Episodes 95 and 96)
by Randy Rogel and Tom Ruegger
We're On Our Way to Go See Mister Plotz
Music by Randy Rogel.
Wakko: Here it comes! Our first feature-length script! Faboo...
Dot : It's brilliant! It's genius!
Yakko: And most important of all, it's done!
Yakko: Hey what do you know
We actually did it
Dot : We wrote a script
Wakko: We've written a show
Yakko: Eight hundred pages
YW+D : We over-did it
Wakko: But still we've got a chance to get rich
Yakko: We've just gotta make that pitch
To the CEO who gives the go
Dot : 'Cause he's the guy who says yes or no
YW+D : To make it into a movie, so you see...
Yakko: Out the door, my friends, and follow me.
Wakko: Hey, where are we going?
Yakko: We're on our way to go see Mister Plotz
'Cause he's the man in charge who calls the shots
Dot : He's really good; he's Hollywood
And no one can deny
Wakko: He knows the biz, 'cause he's a whiz
YW+D : And that, my friends, is why...
YW+D : We're on our way to go see Mister Plotz
Dot : I hear he's got a plane and several yachts
Yakko: 'Cause he's successful; he's a genius
He's the man who has it all
Dot : Got a Bentley in his driveway
Wakko: And an Oscar on his wall!
YW+D : He's the guy that Steven Spielberg wants to know
Spiel: I wanna know 'im!
YW+D : He's Mister Plotz, the Warner CEO!
YW+D : The script is great, real first-rate
That is why we just can't wait
To hear him say it's all a go
We're going to make a movie, so...
Crowd: They're on their way to go see Mister Plotz
'Cause he's the king of all the movie lots
YW+D : He takes a lunch with Streisand
And she always pays the bill
Plays golf with Arnold Palmer,
Hired Cecil B. DeMille!
Wakko: He even made money on a movie with Don Knotts -- my hero!
YW+D : That's why we're on our way to go see Mister...
Y+W : Warner Brothers...
Dot : ...and Warner Sister
YW+D : On our way to go see Mister Plah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah...
Ready or not,
Here we come!
Gonna see Mister Plotz!
YW+D : (spoken) Huh?
Yakko: ...and so is everyone else in town.
(later)
Yakko: Done!
Dot : Our first sequel!
Wakko: "Son of Hooray for North Hollywood"!
Dot : So now what do we do?
Yakko: I'm glad you asked that question...
YW+D : We're on our way to go see Mister Plotz
'Cause he's the one in charge who calls the shots
He's really good; he's Hollywood
And no one can deny
He truly is a super-whiz
And that, my friends, is why
We're on our way to go see Mister Plah-ah-ahtz.
Crowd: They're on their way to go see Mister...
Y+W : Warner Brothers...
Dot : ...and Warner Sister
YW+D : We're on our way to go see Mister Plah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ahtz.
Wakko: (spoken) Say, do you have any licorice?
---
You Gotta Do the Schmooze
Dot : Gee, look at all the people on hold.
Yakko: Yeah, they're all waiting to schmooze Plotzie.
Wakko: Schmooze? What's that?
Yakko: That's how you make deals in Hollywood, Wakko.
You've gotta shoot the breeze, talk the talk...
You know -- schmooze! Like this...
Dot : Mister Plotz's office... Please hold...
Sid Scheinberg on Line Two!
Yakko: Sidney, sweetie, baby, you're terrific!
Oh, my other line is ringing; can you hold?
Keanu, man, I flipped,
'Cause I've got the perfect script
And, believe me, you're the only one I've told.
Dot : Meryl, honey, darling, babe, I love ya!
It's the perfect part; there's no way you can fail.
And that's 'cause you're the best
You are way above the rest
And I understand you used to work for scale.
Dot : Eisner!
Yakko: Michael, green light's right at fifty million.
We're talking Costner so we're shopping it around.
You know, the line's around the corner
And they love it out at Warner.
You don't want to be the guy who turned it down.
Y+D : You gotta do the schmooze
Or else you'll wind up being yesterday's news
Yakko: You gotta schmooze 'em while you're talkin' PR
From the phone in your car
Be the guy who says that "I can make you a star!"
Dot : You gotta learn to schmooze
Tell everyone about your friend Tom Cruise
And say you recommended Cher for a part
You gave DeNiro his start
And on The Simpsons you suggested that they call the kid Bart.
Yakko: You did the meal; you closed the deal
You made an offer that they couldn't refuse
And that's the way that you schmooze!
Wakko: Hey, I think I can do that!
Yakko: Be my guest!
Dot : Martin Scorcese on Line Three!
Wakko: Marty, babe, I've got this script; you'll love it!
It's a story no one else has ever had.
You see, it comes from Hollywood,
It's about a guy who's good,
And he has to fight another guy, who's bad.
Dot : Tarantino!
Wakko: Your treatment, man, is absolutely brilliant.
It's got potential and we think it's really hot.
We feel the only thing it needs
Is rewriting all the leads
And we'd like to see you try a different plot.
Dot : Schwarzenegger!
Wakko: Arnold, babe, there ain't nobody like you.
That action thing you absolutely own.
But Zemeckis has the clout,
So the backing points are out,
'Sides, we figure we can always get Stallone.
Arnie: (spoken) Stallone? Are you kidding me?
I'll come down there and kill you!
YW+D : You gotta do the schmooze
And you can be a regular lollapalooze
Dot : Rubbing elbows with that Hollywood bunch
Wakko: Eating sushi for lunch
Yakko: Show the ladies your Mercedes down at Spago for brunch!
YW+D : You gotta schmooze or lose
You're on the A-list; you're the person they choose
Dot : To make a movie that'll beat out the rest
Wakko: And be dramatically best
Yakko: Get Antonio Banderas; he can show off his chest!
YW+D : You wanna make it to the top and be the cream of the crop?
You can't lose,
If you learn how to schmooze!
(beep, beep!)
Wakko: (spoken) Is that my pager or my cell phone?
Secr : Oh, singing Ewoks! Mister Plotz will see you now.
Yakko: Ready?
W+D : Ready!
Yakko: All right -- we're on!
YW+D : (sung) This is where we go in, and it's either we win
Or we lose,
Just as long as we schmooze!
---
For the lyrics to There's Only One of You, see the
entry below from the Yakko's World album.
---Variety Speak version 2
Newsm: Listen, kiddos, if you want to find out who has the money
in this town, check out the trades.
Yakko: Of course! Variety! It has all the inside info!
Wakko: And all those weird headlines like "Execs In Stix But Hix Nix Pix"
Trst : Eh? What's that mean?
Wakko: I'm glad you asked! You see...
Wakko: In Hollywood they have a certain way they like to talk
It's used by all the folks who can't chew gum and also walk.
Yakko: It's found inside Variety, a movie magazine
Wakko: And everyone who reads it wonders what the headlines mean.
Yakko: Like "Mitch Makes a Pitch and he's Gonna Get Rich"
Wakko: Means someone's got a movie that sold.
Yakko: "Brando's Mad, Said Screenplay's Bad"
Wakko: Means someone else was offered the role.
Yakko: It's called "Fargo Two" with a story that's new
Wakko: Means they're gonna shoot it all in L.A.
Yakko: The budget got maxed, so someone got faxed
Wakko: Everybody's on the carpet, so the writer got the axe.
Dot : Well, merchandise scores in the theme park stores
Yakko: And Disney is the king of the hill.
Dot : Michael Ovitz in talks with 20th Fox
Yakko: Means he wants another 93 mil.
Wakko: If you want the poop,
Dot : Or you need the scoop
Yakko: On Hollywood town this week,
YW+D : You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety Speak!
Girls: Ba ba doo bop, ba da ba do bah!
Ba ba doo bop, ba da ba do bah!
Yakko: "Studio Bomb Gets Oscar Nom"
Dot : Means that all the actors've gotta to be Brits.
Wakko: "Bronfman's Pay For MCA"
Yakko: Means the Japanese are callin' it quits.
Wakko: No scripts are new means "Jurassic Park 2"
Dot : And a trillion little dinosaur toys.
Yakko: The cash flow's nice; they're releasing it twice
Since it isn't out on video, they're jackin' up the price.
Dot : Well, "Studio Czar Wants Unknown Star"
Yakko: Means they couldn't get Robert Duvall.
Wakko: But they're in trouble again doing "Mice and Men"
Yakko: With Martin Short and Steven Segall.
YW+D : You gotta stay alive,
And if you wanna survive
In Hollywood town this week,
You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety Speak!
Girls: Ba ba doo bop, ba da ba do bah!
Ba ba doo bop, ba da ba do bah!
Yakko: Normal talk makes producers walk
Dot : You might as well speak Greek.
Yakko: You're gonna have to learn...
Wakko: Or the meeting will adjourn
YW+D : Unless, my friend, you learn that Variety Speak!
Girls: Ba ba doo bop, ba da ba do bah!
Ba ba doo bop, ba da ba do bah!
YW+D : Bop doop, bop doop, bop doop, bah dah!
---
L.A. Dot
Dot : Hey look! It says "L.A. DOT" on the side of the bus!
They put my name there! Boy, does this town love me or what?
Yakko: Uh, excuse me, Dot, but--
Dot : L.A. Dot,
L.A. Dot,
That's the sign that the bus has got
Written up where everyone can see
Me, L.A.D.O.T.
Spells L.A. Dot;
Who'd've thought
The one so cute could be this hot?
The metro line has built a sign for me.
When I go walking down the street
All the folks I chance to meet
Will wave and smile and throw a fuss
'Cause I'm the girl whose name is on the metro bus!
And no else
Has that spot
Meryl Streep and Cher do not
Madonna, she is totally not
No, the only name there's L.A. Dot!
'Cause I'm the best
Still, I'm floored;
Who'd have guessed I'm so adored?
You'd think I'd be conceited but I'm not.
Crowd: No, no!
Dot : I'm just simple, humble, gorgeous L.A. Dot!
I'm overwhelmed
Quite a lot
Blown away; I kid you not!
Who would have expected
For a sign to be erected
Saying L.A. Dot?
But hey, why not?
I am a star from the Warner lot
Who they're thinkin' of 'cause they're all in love with me.
So if, my friends, you chance to spot
A great big bus with "L.A. DOT"
No need to ask or wonder why
You know that it was put there by
My loyal fans
Who clap their hands
And cheer while banging pots and pans
They'll greet me now with marching bands a lot.
Crowd: Yeah, yeah!
Dot : Yes, they put me on the bus
So that every one of us
Could see that they love L... A...
Yakko: (spoken) Dot, excuse me, but that's not your name.
L.A.D.O.T. stands for Los Angeles Department Of Transportation.
Dot : Oh. Well...
(sung) You can find me on my web page spot
It's W W W dot Dot dot
Y+W : Dot dot Dot!
---
It's New Year's Eve
Wakko: Hey look! Three minutes to midnight!
It's almost New Year's!
Dot : Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And everybody cheer
We've managed somehow, friends,
To make it through another year.
Yakko: Let's stay up late, let's celebrate,
And then count down from ten
'Cause tomorrow when we wake up, guys,
The whole thing starts again.
Yakko: It's New Year's Eve and I'm a beaut
Dressed up in my tuxedo suit
Got a shirt and vest
That are starched and pressed like new.
I do, and I'm lovin' the view!
Wakko: 'Cause it's New Year's Eve and I'm lookin' swell
With a white carnation in my lapel
Got a coat and tie
And I can't deny it's true.
Dot : It's New Year's Eve and I do believe
I'll hit all of the restaurants in sight
The party's at Sardi's
And old Guy Lombardi's
Doing the countdown tonight.
Yakko: Well, it's New Year's Eve; let the party rock
Let's dance, and then, when it's twelve o'clock
We'll sing them tunes
And we'll pop balloons with a cheer!
Crowd: Hear hear!
Dot : Bring out the confetti; we're ready
Hey, happy new year!
Dot : It's New Year's Eve, so let's all get dressed
In a tux or gown; when you look your best
You're the belle of the ball
You're the one that they all came to see!
Crowd: Happy new year!
Dot : Happy new you, my friend,
And happy new me! Mwah!
Wakko: May auld acquaintance be forgot
On New Year's Eve, they say
Dot : Let's give a cheer; a brand-new year
Will soon be here to stay.
Yakko: Let's drink our fill o' sasparilla
Wakko: We're too young for champagne
YW+D : And every New Year's Eve
It's time to scream and go insane!
Yakko: It's New Year's Eve and it's almost here
We'll dance and swing from the chandelier
And we'll all go nuts
When the ribbon cuts, we'll cheer.
Dot : When midnight comes, we'll cut a rug
We'll toast each other and kiss and hug
As the shouters and screamers
Throw all of those streamers right here.
Wakko: It's New Year's Eve, but don't you grieve
'Cause another year's headed our way
It's gonna be great
'Cause we're stayin' up late
Then tomorrow we'll sleep in all day.
Dot : It's New Year's Eve; gonna have a blast
Yakko: The new one's here and the old one's past
Wakko: So forget your worry
And everyone hurry, you hear?
YW+D : It's OK, be a jerk, go berzerk;
Have a happy new year!