NEW SHOW: ANIMANIACS ON FOX trailer
Sung to the Orpheus Overture by Jacques Offenbach.
Yakko: I'm an Animaniac Some people say I'm out of whack You can't miss our wild new show With my cute sis, and my bro We all act like we're insane Along with Pinky and The Brain Bobby, Squit and Pesto Scratchansniff Hip Hippos Rita, Runt Chicken Boo Slappy too We dance and sing and do all kinds of crazy things Oh we're the amazing Animaniacs We'll split your sides in half We are the most exciting ever So watch us cause you'll love us We'll be on your TV Coming up next right here on Fox! (Alternate last line: Weekday afternoons right here on Fox!) (2nd alternate last line: Later today right here on Fox!) (Bravo, Bravissimo, etc. from YW+D)Transcribed by Matthew Ford
HAPPY HOLIDAYS trailer
Sung to Deck the Halls
Yakko: Deck the halls with smelly stockings! YW+D : Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Dot : 'Tis the season to go shopping! YW+D : Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Wakko: Holidays make us more loony! YW+D : Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Dot : Join the fun on our cartoon-y! YW+D : Watch us crazy Animaniacs! Yakko: (spoken) Happy holidays from the Animaniacs and all your friends at Fox!Transcribed by "The Corinthian"
SIX DAYS A WEEK trailer
Yakko: Do you have a craving for a show that's really kinda wacky, Yearning for some fun that's loony, kooky, zany, and slap-happy? Animaniacs are just the perfect thing to hit the spot. Join us 'cause he's Wakko, I am Yakko, and this is Dot. We escape on Saturdays and every weekday afternoon. We run amok along with other wild and crazy toons. There's Pinky and the Brain, Slappy, and Chicken Boo. Buttons, Mindy, Bobby, Pesto, Rita, Runt to name a few. We'll surprise you, Tantalize you, Mesmerize you, Envigorize you! Come join in the fun; you're really gonna have a blast, Be sure to see each minute of us crazy Animaniacs! (spoken) Six days a week on Fox Kids! (alternatively...) Be sure to see each minute of an all-new Animaniacs! (spoken) Saturday morning on Fox Kids! (also alternatively...) (spoken) Coming up next on Fox Kids!Transcribed by Brendan Dunn and Ron O'Dell
12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS trailer
YW+D : For the twelve days of Christmas, Fox Kids Net gave to me: Yakko: Twelve sharkies biting Wakko: Eleven Bobbys triking Dot : Ten Ticks ha-ha'ing Yakko: Nine toons cha-cha'ing Wakko: Eight doggies burping Dot : Seven Tazzes slurping Yakko: Six rangers leaping Wakko: Five faboo X-Men Dot : Four Cubhouse pals Yakko: Three Carmen gals Wakko: Two batty guys Dot : And cute Spiderman to light up our tree. YW+D : (spoken) Happy holidays from Fox Kids!Transcribed by Ron O'Dell
PUT A BRAIN IN THE WHITE HOUSE trailer
MJFrog: It's another election year So stand and give a cheer For a presidential candidate that's new. He's the rodent that we need And he's here to take the lead For Mom and apple pie, so what do we do? Brain : Yee-e-ess! YW+D : We put the right mouse Into the White House Yakko : 'Cause he's qualified, my friend, to rule the world. Dot : He'll cut the taxes, save the trees Wakko : He'll reduce the price of cheese YW+D : He's a fightin' son of a gun And when it all is said and done They'll agree in both the Senate and the House MJFrog: That the best man for the job... Brain : ...is a mouse! A Brain is a terrible thing to waste. Pinky : Narf! Voice : This has been a political announcement for the campaign to put a Brain in the White House.
THAT'S ALL WE'VE GOT trailer
YW+D : That's all we've got now There isn't any more now The lot is closing Yakko: And Wakko's gotta eat. YW+D : It's time to stop now Or your brain will rot now Kids' WB's fulfilled its mission Now it's time to end transmission But we've made a big decision... Dot : We'll be back next week. YW+D : Ain't that sweet?
BIG KIDS GO FIRST trailer
Sung to the Orpheus Overture by Jacques Offenbach.
YW+D : Freakazoid and Earthworm Jim Superman Dot : Oh, I like him! YW+D : Road Rovers and Waynehead too Pinky and the Brain Pinky: Yoo hoo! YW+D : Animaniacs Then Sylvester and Tweety That's where you see Everything on Kids' WB!
CAPTAIN PLANET PROMO trailer
Sung to Turkey in the Straw
(Modernized version of Zip Coon.)
Yakko : There's an eco-friendly show Dot : All about ecology Y+D : Playing every weekday on Kids' WB. Yakko : There's an eco-friendly show Dot : All about ecology Y+D : Captain Planet weekdays on Kids' WB. Yakko : Kwami and Wheeler Linka and Gi Dot : Gaia and Ma-Ti Suchi... MJFrog: ...and me! Y+D : Battling scum and saving trees Dot : Captain Planet weekdays... Yakko : ...on Kids' WB!
CHRISTMAS 1997 trailer
Sung to Danse de la Fée-Dragée from The Nutcracker Suite by Pieter Tchaikovsky.
Yakko: Please come join us, won't you Next weekend, for a great Wakko: Really great Yakko: Day of Christmas cheer? Pinky: Dubba-dubba narf! Dot : Batman will be there, plus Superman, Men in Black, And of course YW+D : Animaniacs! Pinky: Dubba-dubba zort! YW+D : And we must not forget Sylvester and Tweety And our friends Pinky and The Brain. Brain: Yes! YW+D : Tons of Christmas Pinky: Narf! YW+D : All next weekend Pinky: Zort! YW+D : On Kids' Double- Pinky: Walgh! YW+D : -U B! Pinky: (laughs)
TITANIC PARODY trailer
Parody of My Heart Will Go On from the motion picture Titanic.
Pinky : Two small lab mice With one big dream To take over the world. Zort! Poit! Narf! Odds are against us But we'll win, you'll see. MJFrog: Pinky and The Brain Pinky : Weekdays on Kids' WB. (spoken) I'll never let go, Brain. Never let go. (also) Pinky: All new this Monday on Kids' WB. (spoken) I'll never let go, Brain. Never let go.
WAKKO'S WISH movie trailer
Sung to Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 by Franz Liszt.
DrSns : Hey, what's up? What's all the noise? Cmaker : The Warner girl and the Warner boys Tristesse: They're gathered round in the village square Cmaker : They say there's something way out there Minerva : Something weird and something strange... Voiceover: (spoken) In a tale that captures your imagination... Brain : What is that? Pinky : Haven't you heard? Brain : There's no such thing; it's too absurd! Dot : It could well be but we just don't know Yakko : We'll soon find out, 'cause we're going to go YW+D : To the wishing star! Chorus : To the wishing star! YW+D : It's something weird, and it's all bizarre And it fell to Earth from way up far Chorus : They're on their way to the wishing star. Chorus : I gotta get to the wishing star We're doing really good so far Plotz : Out of my way, whoever you are... Voiceover: (spoken) Steven Spielberg presents The Animaniacs, in their first full-length feature. Wakko's Wish. Coming Fall 1999. Dot : (spoken) Maybe we should have kept this our little secret.
ANIMANIACS WEEK trailer
Sung to Mexican Hat Dance (cf. Yakko's World).
Yakko: Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday And Friday we've something for you; It's Yakko and Wakko and Dot and the Doctor And Mindy and Buttons and Boo. Skullhead and Rita and Skippy and Pinky And Ralph and Minerva and Mime; This week on TV, on Kids' WB YW+D : Animaniacs all of the time! Yakko: It's Animaniacs week starting Monday on Kids' WB!
ANIMANIACS CHRISTMAS EVE ON THE HUB trailer
Wakko: On the day before Christmas And then all through the eve The Hub has a holiday special to see. Yakko and Wakko, and Dot and the rest Four hours of them at their Christmasy best. And then after that All you good girls and boys Can watch Wakko's Wish And then wait for your toys. The Animaniacs Christmas Eve on The Hub: Monday, December 24th, starting at 4 p.m. Eastern, 1 Pacific. It could happen -- only on The Hub!
ANIMANIACS ON THE HUB trailer
YW+D : The Hub has got some news for you that might just sound crazy. Animaniacs are coming to The Hub on your TV. Even though we warned them, did they listen? No siree! That means our shenanigans are here for you to see! We're Animaniacs And we're zany to the max. We're cracking up The Hub; Gonna make a big hubbub! We're Animanie, Totally insaney ... Voiceover: Animaniacs, coming to The Hub starting Monday, January 7th! Yakko : It could happen only on The Hub!